Diary
April 2026
The Florida Project
willem dabest :(
28 Years Later
im just... ??? did they even play the theme???
28 Weeks Later
oh aren't you so strong and brave, sitting cozy in your ivory tower whilst you firebomb and shoot civilians shaky cam gave me motion sickness, the children's stupidity gave me a headache
The Clovehitch Killer
had the potential to be pretty great, turned out pretty mid ofc as someone on the outside its easy to say well, i wouldn't allow myself to fall for this blah blah blah, but seriously how are you So blinded that you find your fathers stash of hardcore bdsm porn, handrawn torture devices, oh and a picture of a DEAD WOMAN and believe him when he says it isn't his. are you kidding me??? and then you BURN THE EVIDENCE??? TOGETHER????? the fact that the family of these women will never receive closure is so fucking heartbreaking. UGH
Tangerine
all this over the most ugly and annoying man on earth. but this movie's so much more than that, i really loved it showing up for your bff no matter what!!!
It's Kind of a Funny Story
ugh. teenager turns mental illness into a competition: the movie also, horrific case of manic pixie dream girl going on with emma roberts
A Quiet Place
felt a bit ridiculous turning on subtitles for this one
Hamnet
Look at me. Look at me.
A Quiet Place Part II
a BEAR TRAP?!?!? yeah, no. nope!!! just shoot me.
28 Days Later
even at the end of the world men will find a way to be the most evil thing on the planet "With endless love, we left you sleeping. Now we're sleeping with you. Don't wake up."
Speak
My throat is dry. It hurts. the kids in that history class randomly being woke asf #hellyes
Heathers
happy birthday to the movie that invented movies!
Pretty Lethal
y’know what, i had a great time watching this bones and princess should’ve kissed at the end
March 2026
My Mother is a Fish
much to ponder charlie plummer in glasses!!!!!!! (for anyone wondering, the password to watch this is the last word in the title)
Share
:/ everything hurts mama really did a lot for this movie, gahhh </3
The Talent
there's a remarkably accurate car commercial in the middle of this
Dark Was the Night
i have 3 questions 1. was this movie written by a 15 year old? 2. has charlie plummer ever played a character that's like, objectively happy? 3. can he please have a boyfriend? just once? he deserves one!
A Perfect Day for Caribou
i really enjoyed the father/son dynamic and the characters overall, but GODS was this movie fucking boring i am usually the no. 1 defender of boring movies where nothing really happens but this was rough. ending and score was pretty damn good though
Uptown Girls
words cannot describe how much this movie means to me there's a video of me as a little girl dancing along to the ending credits 😭❤️🩹
February 2026
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
so freaking peak
