Mercedes (Taylors Version)

Black Christmas

how do you screw up a remake this badly? incest and child rape eating eyeballs and other cannibalism billy being yellow af looking like that man from sin city and his sister/daughter looking like a very ugly man in shitty makeup WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? this is not how you put a spin on a classic who wrote this and wrong with them? someone sat down and thought "you know what black christmas 1974 was missing, incest and child rape" are you fucking kidding me? like i can't get over the fact that someone watched the original and then made this and thought it was a good idea in any way shape or form 1/2 out of 10 stars because the house looked almost like the one from the original

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Black Christmas

"Oh, fuck no. I'm already startin' to see the Sugar Plum Fairies, I don't need to hear the little fuckers too!" My favorite of the three Black Christmas movies, I had to show this to Bee before Christmas. The Cast is absolutely stellar, I love the early 2000's so much.

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Black Christmas

The cast is one of my favorites honestly

flash1done

Black Christmas

Idk how I feel about this one. It definitely is a massive downgrade from the original. But it does however have its moments. It is not scary at all like the original though. It decided to steer away from horror and into gorey violence. Which there is a shocking amount of compared to the first. The cast members I can say I enjoyed more of them where as the first I only enjoyed like 2. Giving the killer a backstory kinda ruined it for me. Especially with that not needed scene what was that? 😭 It was definitely interesting to see some backstory on it though. Didn't like the 2 killer thing however. Adding a backstory kinda removes all the creepiness the original had. I'd rather know nothing about the killer tbh, makes it way more scary.