Diary
April 2026
The Man Who Stole the Sun
Unlucky Monkey
Why does nobody else like this. What world am i in. Did i watch the wrong Unlucky Monkey directed by SABU starring Shinichi Tsutsumi. whats going on. this might actually be my favorite SABU movie. and my favorite tsutsumi character. what the fuck. sabu made a movie specifically for ME
Gonin
Gonin
Hell Dogs
Infernal Affairs
couldve been gayer
The Merciless
LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES
Lesson of the Evil
my meat started talking to me and it was voiced by my dead white american twink partner
The Mole Song: Hong Kong Capriccio
like 50% of this was mind-numbingly boring but the other 50% made me shed a tear from how fucking funny it was. Also Papillon is the sexiest Shinichi Tsutsumi role i've seen in a while. i hope in the next movie reiji finally dies painfully. i cannot stand his ass!!!!!!! Anyways this is Slopgem. its so fucking dumb i cant help but love it.
Pizza Movie
Black Lizard
The Untold Story
was a slog to sit through. not cause of the violence the film was just really boring. the effects were cool. the actors did fine. thats kind of it. didnt really disturb me. felt nothing. really drawn out. hated every character. there were some funny scenes but most of the humor didnt work and added nothing. whatever man. who cares
The Handmaiden
The Killer
ive never felt so depressed walking out of a theater
Shinjuku Triad Society
The Happiness of the Katakuris
Brother
Gonin
this movie makes me want to vomit every time i watch it. i need to write a real review for it sometime but i can't focus right now because i am genuinely sick to my stomach. what a devastating movie i will NEVER get over it
March 2026
The Crazy Family
like whatever man. honestly this is my fault for going in completely blind. maybe ill rewatch and be like "hmm ah yes i now understand the deep commentary being portrayed here" instead of being "i hope everyone dies and goes to hell forever"
