Three Colors: White

Karol is a hairdresser who leaves France because his wife isn't into doing sudokus night after night, so he climbs inside a suitcase like the guy from Ocean's Eleven and heads to Poland. He ends up at his brother's salon and the first thing he does is get a gun to suicide some guy, then buy some land to resell them for a fortune. With that cash, he builds an Armani empire. And since his ex-wife keeps leaving his DMs on read, he decides to make her his heir, fakes his own death, and waits to see if she gets all weepy at the funeral. Long story short: us men have just enough brainpower left not to shit ourselves.

Night on the Galactic Railroad

Nouvelle Vague

Moving

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey

David, instead of going to therapy, rents a cursed Saturn with a magical GPS that asks if he wants a "big, bold, beautiful journey." Spoiler: the journey is neither big, bold, nor beautiful. He and a woman he just met go through Doraemon doors to relive clichéd childhood memories while sad Ghibli music plays. Long story short: he should've just stayed home.

A Poet

Óscar is an alcoholic and failed poet who faces every Letterboxd user's worst nightmare, finding a job. When he eventually becomes a school teacher, he discovers that one of his students, Yurlady, has a gift for poetry. First problem: Yurlady doesn't really want to write poems, she wants to watch the Kardashians and do TikTok dances. Second problem: Óscar is so oblivious to his surroundings that when he tried to pull a Dead's Poets Society, he ended up becoming the protagonist of The Hunt. Long story short: nothing good ever happens in Medellín.