Diary
May 2026

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
jar jar binks carrie.
April 2026

Babylon
nellie laroy you will always be famous to me. sidney palmer you deserved better.

Whiplash
this did not help my hatred for bald men. still hung up on the raisins and popcorn as well. i understand now why people love this.

Casino
i wish i captured what my face looked like in the opening sequence cause wtf. got me hooked thought. whenever house of the rising son starts playing during a scene you know it will be good.
March 2026

D.E.B.S.
why couldn't this happen to me when i took the sat.

Tooth Fairy
watched this movie so much on dvd when i was younger that the cd stoped working. still a masterpiece.

First Daughter
literally my worst nightmare. her parents were actually so infuriating mia was the best part i literally love her big fan of the love troupe though

Scrapper
i did cry listening to that voicemail.

A Streetcar Named Desire
shout out AP lit

Hamilton
basically a karaoke session for me

Assassination Nation
don’t stop being played by a band at the end really just ties the whole thing together

She's the Man
decided to finally watch it cause it was a shame i could quote it but hadn’t actually seen the whole thing and it did not disappoint.

Sinners
he went by her name :(

Green Street Hooligans
outsiders rumble daughter or green street hooligans brawl son

Goon
i’m a glatt x laflamme believer.

Warfare
joseph quinn’s screams might haunt me for a while.

It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley
i don’t think i’ll ever recover.
February 2026

Troy
would i kill the person who killed my cousin? maybe would i kill that person and drag their body behind my chariot for all of troy to see? no that is why they were NOT cousins, but LOVERS

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery
people just believe anything

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
it’s always a white guy named miles.