Diary
May 2026
Slither
There more than one hole in the body for a slug to penetrate.
5Tue
Exit 8
Just look for the JR line.
5Tue
Highlander
Connery recorded the opening voice over in his toilet.
4Mon
Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D)
3D works well for making you think somebody is holding a phone up to the screen and I thought a keyboard was going to hit me in the face. Crawled up my own arse when everyone stood up in front of me for the final song.
4Mon
The Devil Wears Prada 2
All those aerial shots of the Duomo yet no pigeons.
3Sun
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Waste of mash.
2Sat
The Sheep Detectives
Ewedunnit?
2Sat
April 2026
Rose of Nevada
Any issues I had with it could've been solved by adding a shark.
28Tue
Mother Mary
Pop diva breakdowns peaked with Smile 2 but good effort.
28Tue
Rebuilding
Who doesn't love a caravan holiday?
28Tue
Hokum
Hope he didn't get that milk from the dead goat.
27Mon
Michael
White socks with black shoes. Fashion faux pas.
26Sun
