Diary
May 2026

True Romance
April 2026

Michael
Fuck you joe jackson

Men in Black 3
Absolutely beautiful. Perfect ending to a perfect trilogy. There are no more men in black films after this one.
January 2026

Zoolander 2
It’s alright I guess. Kind of an unnecessary sequel, takes more away than it adds on. Obviously nowhere near the first one, but it still has its moments now and then. Funniest part was zoolander posing for the cameras while the cps take his son away and that was in the opening credits.

Zoolander
basically the plot of black ops 1
November 2025

Movie 43
wtf man 😭
September 2025

Batman
I like how Batman just kills people in this and it’s just fine for some reason
August 2025

Superman
no hate to henry cavill, but if you prefer zack snyder’s superman to this adaptation you don’t understand the character at all and just care about him looking cool. nathan fillion as guy gardener is the best green lantern we’ve ever got and will probably ever get again just saying. excited to see more of him along with the rest of the justice gang (cool name). hopeful ass movie, dc is so back. I don’t get why tony stonem is bald in this tho. and why does he hate the guy from pearl so much?

Pearl
I don’t get it why didn’t superman just fly away or use heat vision?

Child's Play 2
hows it hangin phil

Novocaine
gnarly lmao I love u jack quaid you would play a very good max payne bro

Natural Born Killers
Me n bae frfr

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Always a hard one when you watch a film you used to love and realise it’s not as good as you remember it being and the idea of the movie is much better than the movie itself. Still cool asf tho
July 2025

Child's Play
Would’ve just kicked his head in

I Know What You Did Last Summer
NOOOO LEONARD HOFSTADTER!!!

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
just let him marry you already lydia you know you want to really
June 2025

28 Days Later
lol cillian murphy killing zombies in front of the blackpool and fleetwood sign on the m55

28 Weeks Later
Come for the plot (okay) stay to watch jeremy renner get firebombed (awesome)

Planet Terror
I can’t believe rose mcgowan really got her leg cut off for this movie that’s real dedication to a role

Ma
ma funny as hell icl I’d tear shit up in the basement