Diary
May 2026

Starstruck
hero and something about that sunshine went platinum in my bedroom

Hokum
April 2026

Forbidden Fruits

A Cinderella Story

Superman
i miss superman summer so bad. david corenswet is #MYSUPERMAN

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
quentin tarantino trembles at the thought of being able to make even one film remotely as culturally significant as the twilight saga

The Twilight Saga: New Moon
bella loves jacob but she loves edward more and he knows that god im sick i love doomed hetslop

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
married at 18… bella you should’ve been in the club #freemygirl

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1
bella going through hell for that demon spawn… she better than me (jacob you deserved so much better than what you got)

Twilight
“so the lion fell in love with the lamb.” “what a stupid lamb.” “what a sick, masochistic lion.” the world shifted when this released.. bella and edward… insanely toxic i love it

Camp Rock
camp rock takes final jam as seriously as i take awards season which is like it’s life or death

You, Me & Tuscany
halle berry and regé-jean page in my bed right now #needthemboth

The Drama
i truly do love everything about this film, from the sound to all the way to the performances. rob and zendaya were magnificent, the way they embodied the roles so perfectly and have insane chemistry. the editing, cinematography, and sound was so well done it set the tone for the film in a way where it kept me on the edge of my seat even on a second viewing not to mention it’s a film that’s meant to start conversations especially about such a heavy topic and i think that’s an amazing thing to see in films.

The Drama
missed opportunity to play pumped up kicks at the reception ! (zendaya and robert pattinson i’m free any day of the week x)

The Fall Guy
ryan gosling i want you
March 2026

Heel
found family except it’s a husband, his crazy wife, his son, and the blonde guy they keep on a leash in their basement

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come
shawn hatosy looking more pathetic than usual oh i need him and samara weaving looks wayyy too good covered in blood my god

Pretty Lethal
i love seeing women covered in blood and ballerinas killing people (princess and bones are so yuri god)

X-Men: First Class
me and alex doing homoerotic things together with charles xavier and erik lehnsherr

The Suicide Squad
i don’t know what’s better john cena bulge in tighty whites #needthat or margot robbie choking someone with her thighs #menextpls (also rick flag and peacemaker are toxic yaoi)