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April 2026

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Spider-Man: No Way Home

30Thu
Twilight

Twilight

auraaaa

28Tue
Varsity Blues

Varsity Blues

elite pull

22Wed
Friday Night Lights

Friday Night Lights

I genuinely thought this was varsity blues by accident

21Tue
Prisoners

Prisoners

slow asf (Paul dano)

18Sat
Outcome

Outcome

shit felt like it was made just as a bunch of hidden nods for hill, keanu and whoever else is in this. not relatable at all but its all gravy bro

13Mon
Project Hail Mary

Project Hail Mary

pretty great but I cant wait for them to make an unnecessary sequel that absolutely fucking bombs at the box office.

13Mon
Pizza Movie

Pizza Movie

new dumbest fucking movie of all time

5Sun

March 2026

Send Help

Send Help

doing to much

31Tue
Y2K

Y2K

dumbest fuckin movie ever

31Tue
Paris, Texas

Paris, Texas

not about paris texas

22Sun
War Machine

War Machine

something thad castle something something

10Tue
Greenland 2: Migration

Greenland 2: Migration

holeeee shit

10Tue

February 2026

Top Gun: Maverick

Top Gun: Maverick

tom cruise is so sick

15Sun
Vanilla Sky

Vanilla Sky

stupid fuck ass movie straight fire though you gotta watch

6Fri

January 2026

Marty Supreme

Marty Supreme

I personally would've won

23Fri
Full Metal Jacket

Full Metal Jacket

this movie is boring as shit until you realize Kubrick basically invented half the shit that you see in war film now so he gets a pass

20Tue
Point Break

Point Break

this movie is so fucking goated

20Tue
Good Time

Good Time

so awesome

19Mon
Battle: Los Angeles

Battle: Los Angeles

if this came out in 2025 it 1000% would not pass the ai test

17Sat