Diary
April 2026

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Twilight
auraaaa

Varsity Blues
elite pull

Friday Night Lights
I genuinely thought this was varsity blues by accident

Prisoners
slow asf (Paul dano)

Outcome
shit felt like it was made just as a bunch of hidden nods for hill, keanu and whoever else is in this. not relatable at all but its all gravy bro

Project Hail Mary
pretty great but I cant wait for them to make an unnecessary sequel that absolutely fucking bombs at the box office.

Pizza Movie
new dumbest fucking movie of all time
March 2026

Send Help
doing to much

Y2K
dumbest fuckin movie ever

Paris, Texas
not about paris texas

War Machine
something thad castle something something

Greenland 2: Migration
holeeee shit
February 2026

Top Gun: Maverick
tom cruise is so sick

Vanilla Sky
stupid fuck ass movie straight fire though you gotta watch
January 2026

Marty Supreme
I personally would've won

Full Metal Jacket
this movie is boring as shit until you realize Kubrick basically invented half the shit that you see in war film now so he gets a pass

Point Break
this movie is so fucking goated

Good Time
so awesome

Battle: Los Angeles
if this came out in 2025 it 1000% would not pass the ai test