Diary
April 2026
Puss in Boots
weird shrek prequel i liked when shrek turned into an elephant somehow better than the first puss in boots movie lmao
The Chronicles of Riddick
another horror movie sequel that isn’t horror yay… it was alright still, but i liked the monsters in the first over an evil empire also dangerous thing is day this time not night lol
Cabin Fever
why is every character they introduce in this so fkn WEIRD im just laughing the whole time
Blade
really liked it but why was there sexual tension between blade and his……
We're the Millers
can’t believe this flew under my radar but i recognised multiple memes from it very funny
Speed 2: Cruise Control
look idk it’s not as bad as people say.. it’s a serviceable action/hijacking movie, but it is a bad Speed movie.
Grandma's Boy
while not the most memorable movie/plot, the dedication to set design that makes it look like it could be a real game studio office is crazy. like did they actually just film in a real studios office? where did they get a giant solid snake statue?? also the demonik game being a real legit (cancelled) game AND IT WAS BY CLIVE BARKER??? is insane trivia i never knew
Predator 2
i was watching the first 5 mins wondering are they doing a bit? is this like a movie set of a cheesy cop movie? no it was a cheesy cop movie, got more fun in the climax tho
Exit 8
prob the most faithful game adaptions i’ve seen, had all the right vibes
Red Riding Hood
why were the songs catchy tho? prob the better of the cannon movie tales
undertone
“justin trace the call!!!” has me laughing so much like he’s a podcaster when did they say he was equiped for that
Mr. Deeds
winona rider cute
Hansel and Gretel
i think this would have given me trauma as a kid tbh
Chicken Run
I DONT WANT TO BE A PIE!!!!! 😱 i don’t like gravy 😌
Five Nights at Freddy's 2
turned into avengers end game for a minute there
Beauty and the Beast
probably the most stale of the cannon movie tales why’s he asking her to marry him every 5 mins
50 First Dates
look it’s a decent 2000s rom com except the projectile vomiting joke at the start 💀
Aliens vs Predator: Requiem
oh this made AVP1 look like a masterpiece…
March 2026
Click
honestly life feels like this sometimes
Inglourious Basterds
so close to getting through the whole movie without any weird feet stuff. thanks tarentino
